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5 Life Status For Whatsapp in English

1) Love the life you live, and live the life you love.

2) Happiness is not ready made it comes by our own actions.

3) day is another chance to change your life.

4) Count your age by friends, not years, Count your life by smiles, not tears

5) Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.

• Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega...

• Itna na sataya kar ke raat bhar na so sake hum, Subah ko surkh ankhon ka sabab pochte hain log

• Jara kisi ne muje cheda to Chalak padenge aasoo, Koi mujse yu na pooche tera dil udaas kyun hain..

• Apni yaadon se kaho ek din ki chutti de mujhe… Ishq ke hisse mein bhi itwaar hona chahiye.                      

• Sukhe Patte Ko Bhi Mil Rahi Hai Zindagi Hawaao Se, Ekraar-e-Mohabbat Ne Jahan Ka Mosam Badal Diya

• Ab Na Aage Badhu… Na Piche Hatoon, Tum Se Tum Tak Thahar Gaya Hu Main

• गुनाह करके सजा से डरते है, ज़हर पी के दवा से डरते है. दुश्मनो के सितम का खौफ नहीं हमे, हम तो दोस्तों के खफा होने से डरते है

1. Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish ke Teri Dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile… Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile…

2. Har din ye dil akela hota hai, Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai, Koi yaad karta h koi bhoola deta hai, Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai…

3. Zindagi ki rahon mein jab aage aage jaoge, Peeche ek saya tum har dum paoge, Mudke dekhoge to tanhai hogi, Agar mehsoos karoge to hum ko paoge…

4. Aap ke pehelu mein do pal ki zindagi hai bohot, Ek pal ki khushi,Ek pal ki hansi hi hai bohot, Humein duniya pehechane yaa naa pehechane, aap k zehen mein maujudgi hi hai bohot…

5. Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

• Hum aise aashiq hain, Jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, uski ek ada pe gazal bna denge, agar wo aa gaye zindagi main to kasam se JALANDHAR mai bhi TAJ MAHAL bna denge

• Jis pal aap Dil se muskuraoge, apni hasi mein hamari jhalak paoge, na samjhna ki saath chhod diya humne, Dil ki nazron se dekhna hamein, hamesha apne paas paoge...

Na jaane kyun mein tujh se kuch zyada rootha karti hoon,
Teri doori seh jaaye is ke liye dil ko apne manaya karti hoon
Kabhi to tujhe jaise bahut hi bura keh leti hoon per dost jab
Teri dosti ki misaale yad aati hai tujhe duaein diya krti hoon

Maangi thi dua humnein rab se,
Dena mujhe dost jo alag ho sbse,
Usne mila diya hume aapse or kaha
Sambhalo inhe ye anmol hai sab se

Dosti mausam nahi,
Apni mudat puri kare or rukhsat ho jaye.

Dosti sawan nahi,
Toot k barse aur tham jaye.

Dosti aag nahi,
Sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaaye.

Dosti aftab nahi,
Chamke aur fir doob jaye,

Dosti phool nahi,
Khile aur murjha jaaye.

Dosti to saans hain,
Jo chale toh sab kuchh hain,
Jo toot jaaye toh kuchh bhi nahi.

Apni zindagi key alag hi usool hain,
Yaar ki khatir to kaante bhi kabul hain
Has kar chal du kaanch k tukdo pr bhi,
Ager yaar kahe ye mere bichhaye hue phul h.

Chaand adhura hain sitaaron ke bina,
Gulshan adhura hai baharon ke bina,
Samundar adhura hai kinaron ke bina,
Jeena adhura h tum jese yaaron k bina

Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz mante hain,
Hm dosto me tumhe sbse azeez maante hain,
Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain,
Hm to tuje khuda ka diya hua tabeez mante hai

Ae dost teri yaad mein dil ka usool hain
Hm tujhko bhul jayenge ye teri bhul hai,
Meri aankho se koi aansu na nikla lekin,
Ghar ke har dar se rone ki sada aati hai,
Shikwe b ziyada h or shikayat b bahut h
Or is k liye dil me mohabbat bhi bahut hai,
Tum anjan se bichad jao to mayus na hona
Kyuki rishto k nibhane me musibt b bahut h

 Kya mangu khuda se apko pane k bad
Kiska karu intezar aapke aane k bad,
Kyu doston pe jaan lutate hain log
Malum hua aapko dost banane ke bad

Aap Nhi To Jindagi Me Kya Rah Jayega
Dur Tk Tanhaiyon Ka Silsila Rah Jayega
Har Kadam Par Saath Chalna Mere Dost
Varna Aapka Ye Dost Akelaa Rah Jayega

Zindagi me bar bar sahara nhi milta,
Bar bar koi pyar se pyara nahi milta,
Hai jo paas use sambhal kar rakho,
Khokar wo yaar fir dobara nahi milta

Romantic Shayari

Dua hai ki kamyabi ke har sikhar par aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salaam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka saamna karna,
Hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.


Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur Aap milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna, hai ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna hai yeh irada…

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiyan ho,
Har din khubsurat ho,
Aisa hi pura jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!


Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki,
Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko,
Agar aap mange aasma ka ek tara,
To Bhagwan dede sara aasman aapko.

Par jispe aasmaan ke farishte bhi fakr karte
Aapki zindegi hadd se zyada kimti hai
Janm din aap hamesha manayein yun hi hanste hanste


Khuda Kare Teri Har Chaahi Khushi Tujhe Mil Jaaye
Hum Tere Liye Jo Dua Karen, Wo Usi Waqt Puri Ho Jaye
Aapki Tarah Hi Shabnami Aapki Yaadein Hain
Khuda Kare Aap Ye Janmdin Yunhi Saal Manayein..

Bahut Bahut Mubarak Hai Ye Sama
Bahut Hi Nayab Lag Raha hai AAj Jahaan
Aapse Dur Hoon Swikaar Kijiye Ye Sandesh
Aapke Janmdin Se Sajaa Hai AAj Saara Jahaan..

Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din
Jise bitana nahin chaahte hum aap ke bin
Waise to Dil deta hai sadaa hi Dua aapko
Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh janm din

Deepak me noor Na hota,
Tanha Dil itna majbur na hota,
Hum aapko khud B’day wish karne aate,
Agar aapka aasiyana itni dur na hota..

Tohfa-e-dil de doon, ya de doon Chand Taare

Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se saare

Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi

Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhare…

Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe na koi tirchi mod mile
Baharoon se gulzar raho, pat jhad na kabhi mile
Khuda kare tera Dard mujhe mile
Tu rahe salamat yeh dua muh se sada nikle
Hum rahe tumse door to bhi tujhe
Janm din pe tere har saal mera ye sandesh mile…

Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi
Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfil sajayi
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka
Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi…


Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du…
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du…
Koi achha sa phool hota to mangwata mali se
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…

Aaj ka din mere liye kuch khaas hai
Mera Dil aaj hi toota hai
Ye mere Janm din ka tofa mehboob ne diya hai
Mere samne hi aaj usne kisi aur ka daman thama hai…
Zindagee ke har saal yunhi jite raho
humaari shirf yehi hai dua…
app har janm humare dost rahiye



Tumhari umar sabsi lambi ho
Khuda ko kabhi tumhari jaroorat ho
Ho bhi to mere baad ho

Mere dost hamesha tum muskurate raho
Zindagee ke har saal yunhi jite raho



Humne to der kardi aane mein…
Margar dil or jaan se mange hum dua…
Har koi appke karib ho…
Har koi appka saath de…



Janm Din Mubarak Ho
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
Aapki zindigi mein koi gam na ho,
Janamdin par mile hazaro khushiyan,
Chahe unme shaamil hum na ho……




Har disha jine ki ek nayi aas de apko,
Har lamha har pal kuch khaas de apko
Ugta huya suraj, khiltaa huya phoool
Har din taazgi bhara ehsaas de apko
Zindagi me kabi koi chiz ki kami na ho,
Jo maango rab se wo sab kuch de apko

color full whatsapp status

Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

I stopped fighting with my inner demons.

We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer 

Keep calm and survive summer

Time is always fly, but love is never died….. You and me make a wonderful WE ( RELATIONSHIP STATUS)

Love is blind but loving people is not made     Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. . ohh its ur attitude.

There is only three things are required for the impression that is your attitude……attitude… N… .attitude

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

I am not failed……My success is just postponed. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog. Deepest Feeling Always Hurt You.

Wonderful Whatsapp Status

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What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Expectations leads to Disappointments..  

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

best Whatsapp status

01. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

02. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)

03. The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever

04. I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.

05. My first name and your last name would sound great together.

06. I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

07. I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)

08. I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.

09. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.

10. People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.

11. I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

12. History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

13. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

14. There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

15. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

16. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

17. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

18. It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

19. I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

20. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

21. The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.

22. I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?

23. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

24. Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

25. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

26. No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

27. My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

28. I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P

29. Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..

30. My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

31. Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..

32. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

33. If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.

34. Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She*who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.

35. What is the main reason for failure?  I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

36. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)

37. I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.

38. You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.

39. If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

40. I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

41. Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.

42. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

43. Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

44. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

45. I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.

46. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

47. I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.

48. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

49. Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.

50. I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…

Finally last one !

51. Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!

Cool Status for whatsapp.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.

After Tuesday, even the calender says "W T F".

2 Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It's probably a crap.

I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.

Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

“I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.”

I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.

The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

I'm not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.

I don't know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.

If you resolve to give up drinking, You don't actually live longer, It's just seems longer.

There's always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

You are as useless as the 'AY' in 'Okay'.

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

I don't lie, I speak Fiction.

If i agreed with you, We'd both be wrong.

Trust in God, But lock your car.

Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

So i heard you're a player, Well nice to meet you. I'm the coach.

I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.

Best Whatsapp Status

Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.

1. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
2. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
3. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
4. The road to success is always under construction.
5. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
6. Born to express not to impress.
7. Silent people have the loudest minds.
8. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
9. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
10. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
11. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
12. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
13. When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
14. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
15. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
16. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
17. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
18. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
19. When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
20. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
21. If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
22. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
23. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
24. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
25. Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
26. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
27. Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
28. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
29. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
30. When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
31. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
32. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
33. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
34. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
35. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
36. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
37. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
38. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
39. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
40. I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
41. Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
42. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
43. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
44. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
45. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
46. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
47. Person you love is 72.8% water.
48. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
49. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
50. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
51. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
52. she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
53. I drink to make other people interesting.
54. If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
55. Save water drink beer.
56. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
57. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
58. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
59. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
60. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
61. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 
62. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
63. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
64. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
65. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
66. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
67. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
68. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
69. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
70. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
71. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
72. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
73. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
74. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
75. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
76. I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
77. That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
78. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
79. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
80. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
81. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
82. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
83. Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
84. There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
85. When there's a will, I want to be in it.
86. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
87. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
88. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
89. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
90. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
91. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
92. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
93. Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
94. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
95. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
96. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
97. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
98. “Success” all depends on the second letter.